And today's burning question is...

Why do I find baseball bats in:

• the kitchen
• the bathroom
•  the living room
•  MY bedroom
•  the backseat of the car

Or:

• on the couch
• on the table
• on the counter
• on beds
• on the front steps
• on the back steps

?????
Wiffle, wood, snazzy aluminum, it doesn't matter, they are everywhere!